I was working upstairs when I hear one of our baby leopard geckos start screaming. Normally they only scream when threatened, but this particular guy screams at almost everything. Turns out there was a small fly in his cage that was bothering him.
When I find myself in times of trouble/ Mother Mary comes to me/ Speaking words of wisdom/ what the hell are you doing. are you out of your fucking mind
i see so many people headcanon slender as a “workaholic” but like. what is his job. in every wattpad fic this guy is in his OFFICE doing paperwork but like FOR WHAT?? is he a lawyer??? are they taxes??? what is all this work for??? you think slender would willingly accept the capitalist burden of a FULL TIME JOB? WHAT
